Ed FMA dressed like me

Ed: WTF!!!! *looks at clothes*
Me: *sipping coffee*
Ed: *glare* you......
Me: *looks at ed* me?
Ed: I'm wearing girl clothes because of you.....
Me: O.O .... and?
Ed: I'm a dude!!!!!!!
Me: Your point is?
Ed: Don't push me Kas!!
Me: I'm just gonna say one thing.
Ed: What?
Me: You make a very pretty girl! ^^
Ed: *claps hands and transmutes arm into knife thing*
Me: O.o oh craap.
CRASH BANG CRASH!!!!
Al: We're having some technical difficultes *dodges vase* so ummmmmm.
Me: HELP ME!!!! DA SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!
Ed: GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!! WHOAAAA!!!!!!! *SPLASH*
Al: BROTHER!!!! I HAVE TO GO FISH ED OUT OF THE POOL GOODBYE!!